There comes a time (or two) in a guy’s life when his manhood is truly put to the test. What makes a dude hot? As in how hot he can handle his mustard
Best hot mustard in the city? Our neighbor, the Polish G. I. Delicatessen makes it. Don’t let the chain-smoking, evil-eye glaring staruszka out in front scare you away. Sure she’ll probably put a curse on you but hey, that’s part of her charm.
So while some of us (husband) find their mustard to be too hot, we still eat it (a lot) because it’s just that good. Go get some. And happy nose burn.
See you upstate!