This Charming Man

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WIFE: hey look what I made
HUSBAND: poop figurines with eyes?

turkey place card holders

So while some of us (husband) may not appreciate the fine art of crafting, am happy to share this easy holiday how-to with all of you.

STEP 1: drink six bottles of champagne

STEP 2: paint cork appropriate turkey colors, which may vary due to geographical location

STEP 3: glue on the eyes but pay attention to package choking hazard warning, do not eat no matter how tempted

STEP 4: use red ribbon or yarn as the turkey’s waddle, tie it around the neck of the cork

STEP 5: use cardboard to cut out triangles for beaks and glue under eyes (hint coffee sleeves are perfect weight for task)

wouldn’t be crafty without glitter! plus it adds a realness to the beak

ta-da! super easy and so elegant – now it’s your turn

See you upstate!

Written by gavincovey

November 19th, 2013 at 2:19 pm

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  1. I'm in for step one! Otherwise, we may need to go back to the Oyster Shell Santa concept. That is pure holiday genius.

    Tommy Salami

    19 Nov 13 at 11:59 pm

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