Seems our boy Matty has made quite the impression with the ladies.
Oh he’s so cute! Is he single? Where’s he from? How old is he? Is he working tonight? Does he live in the neighborhood? What’s his sign? I would like to buy him a drink. Will he be at the Immigrant? Is he allergic to peanuts?
Don’t hate me because
I’m beautiful my skinny jeans are tighter than yours.
Follow him on instagram, because we can’t have you follow him around the restaurant. He’s working.
See you upstate!