So in the midst of a heatwave, water main breaks and AC on the fritz, our (husband) phone crapped out. And off to the genius bar we went.
Waiting for our genius, we checked out TMZ. #highbrow
HUSBAND: who’s Amanda Bynes?
WIFE: Nickelodeon kid who lost her mind and takes crazy selfies
HUSBAND: what’s a selfie?
WIFE: when you take a picture of yourself
HUSBAND: it’s called a selfie?
GENIUS: hi i’m Jared, how can i help you?
HUSBAND: do you know what a selfie is?
See you upstate!