We have a ghost in our apartment. She’s a female ghost who pretty much keeps to herself. Except that she is a smoker. Chain-smoker. We know what you’re thinking, “Chain-smoking ghosts are the worst!” Totally agree.
We’re trying to figure out a way to put her to work. After all, it’s only fair that she earns her keep. Would it be weird to have her wait tables?
See you upstate!