Did your parents have you collect change for UNICEF on Halloween? Ours (wife) did. Finally after 60 years, that little orange box has been updated. Part of the day job but too cute not to share.

Already ate the bag of candy we purchased for Halloween. Technically we bought it for ourselves and pretended it was for the kids. Not to worry, we will replenish it.

Seriously folks, who in their right minds…

So. Wrong. How about a good old fashioned sexy witch, nurse or french maid? In addition to sassy Sesame Street costumes, Yandy.com even offers to turn you into a sexy Tootsie Roll. Ew.

See you upstate!